logging my predilections on a virtual shirtsleeve since jean jacket patches went out of style.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?
US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.
Embarrassingly, it’s a bottle of Wen. Maybe I can condition the zombies to (re)death?
It’s gonna just be me and a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos. I have a feeling I’m not going to be making it…
A blanket. I can cuddle them back to the grave.
Kleenex, an xbox controller and a one-eyed dog. I’m super-duper fuxxored.
glass of wine, tin of hairbands, an iphone. It’s fine, I don’t need to survive it.
Four throw pillows. But I’m kind of with turtalia on this whole zombie apocalypse thing: would surviving it really be all that awesome?
Ooh! A polymer clay-handled letter opener! I have a chance!
apparently the mini fridge freezer in my room and all the randomness on top...it: my room...
Beats by Dr. Dre solo. So… I’m gonna hard rock them ‘til death? :D
Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with? US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of...
pillow… AHAHAHAHAHHA I AM FUCKED!
A plastic plate, an empty glass, and an iPhone.
NOT MY NIKON D7000 my baby is tooo beautiful
my closet man i hope zombies are averse to terrible clothing choices
The Swede and his XBox controller. BRING IT ON.
My purse and a bag of jelly beans.
HAHAHA to my left is a 32 ounce solid steel starbucks coffee travel mug. currently full to the brim. bring. it. on.
I am fortunate that my dog and my purse are next to me…. In my purse is my gun, a knife, and other important objects...
Fender Precision Bass. How rock & roll and bad ass.
It’s Jake. God help me.
guitar. im totally screwed.
To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some...
I’m glad I’m messy..I have like 200 items to my left I think I’ll survive…
HAHAHA It’s the penis vase. That was perfect.
a Little Mermaid “Sea Side Diva” notepad. fuck.
empty McDonalds Cup… guess I’m screwed.
i got a baseball bat and a figurine of goku… do i win?
My fan…. Okay…
My phone, a pillow, and a giant tin of popcorn. At least I’ll bee comfortable, full, and able to call my friends?? :S...
yes… i can kill them by sticking their fingers into my pencil shapener… then club them to death with my phone. though it...
A lamp … that’s as tall as me!
First thing on the left: SCISSORS! Everything else: colored pencils, a drawing I finished, a 1/3 filled water bottle,...
A cup of water. I’ll drench the zombies because they melt in water, and when I run out of water, I can use the cup as a...
Students…. Mostly freshmen? (I’m at work.)
A box of tissues… Great.
…An EMPTY kleenex box. Good GOD I’m dead.
my favorite nail polish. dammit.
My best friend….Idk whether I am screwed or lucky:?
A laundry bag… ? Um…
a fucking stool? I’m not gonna go tame lions, I need a real weapon here!
A pillow! How nice.
fucking nothing ??? oh… the wall
My pillow? Best weapon ever! ;)
TV remote control.. I guess I can mute my screams Dx and like,Throw it.. Lol
Yay for my cousins unicorn pillow :)
My laptop’s backpack… I guess I can swing the laptop’s charger around (which is inside of the backpack) and use it as a...