logging my predilections on a virtual shirtsleeve since jean jacket patches went out of style.

 

bluishorange:

turtalia:

styro:

absquatulate:

katedanley:

missbhavens:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?
US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

Embarrassingly, it’s a bottle of Wen. Maybe I can condition the zombies to (re)death?

It’s gonna just be me and a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos.  I have a feeling I’m not going to be making it…

A blanket. I can cuddle them back to the grave.

Kleenex, an xbox controller and a one-eyed dog.  I’m super-duper fuxxored.

glass of wine, tin of hairbands, an iphone.  It’s fine, I don’t need to survive it. 

Four throw pillows. But I’m kind of with turtalia on this whole zombie apocalypse thing: would surviving it really be all that awesome?

Ooh!  A polymer clay-handled letter opener!  I have a chance!

bluishorange:

turtalia:

styro:

absquatulate:

katedanley:

missbhavens:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?

US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

Embarrassingly, it’s a bottle of Wen. Maybe I can condition the zombies to (re)death?

It’s gonna just be me and a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos.  I have a feeling I’m not going to be making it…

A blanket. I can cuddle them back to the grave.

Kleenex, an xbox controller and a one-eyed dog.  I’m super-duper fuxxored.

glass of wine, tin of hairbands, an iphone.  It’s fine, I don’t need to survive it. 

Four throw pillows. But I’m kind of with turtalia on this whole zombie apocalypse thing: would surviving it really be all that awesome?

Ooh! A polymer clay-handled letter opener! I have a chance!

  1. mylipandmyheart reblogged this from pixel9g and added:
    apparently the mini fridge freezer in my room and all the randomness on top...it: my room...
  2. repandrelamour reblogged this from sexycupcakemonster and added:
    Beats by Dr. Dre solo. So… I’m gonna hard rock them ‘til death? :D
  3. pixel9g reblogged this from flavorpill and added:
    Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with? US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of...
  4. starsthatshineandsparkle reblogged this from where-is-your-boy
  5. where-is-your-boy reblogged this from ivebeenhad and added:
    pillow… AHAHAHAHAHHA I AM FUCKED!
  6. mzotes reblogged this from darksilenceinsuburbia and added:
    A plastic plate, an empty glass, and an iPhone.
  7. go-make-me-food reblogged this from ourlifeislike and added:
    NOT MY NIKON D7000 my baby is tooo beautiful
  8. bbcisfullofheterosexuals reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    my closet man i hope zombies are averse to terrible clothing choices
  9. shadowfacks reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    The Swede and his XBox controller. BRING IT ON.
  10. wassup-holmes reblogged this from lisbethsalamma and added:
    My purse and a bag of jelly beans.
  11. undereveryrock reblogged this from elliekathryn and added:
    HAHAHA to my left is a 32 ounce solid steel starbucks coffee travel mug. currently full to the brim. bring. it. on.
  12. elliekathryn reblogged this from absquatulate and added:
    I am fortunate that my dog and my purse are next to me…. In my purse is my gun, a knife, and other important objects...
  13. teenagekamikaze reblogged this from spitonit82 and added:
    Fender Precision Bass. How rock & roll and bad ass.
  14. taihaku-tk reblogged this from jinxromance and added:
    It’s Jake. God help me.
  15. rontherobot reblogged this from diabetic-homeless-hookers and added:
    guitar. im totally screwed.
  16. scifinut reblogged this from coldfireserge and added:
    To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some...
  17. timajushi reblogged this from itsnitrixx and added:
    I’m glad I’m messy..I have like 200 items to my left I think I’ll survive…
  18. spitonit82 reblogged this from diabetic-homeless-hookers and added:
    HAHAHA It’s the penis vase. That was perfect.
  19. dirgefunkrecords reblogged this from diabetic-homeless-hookers and added:
    a Little Mermaid “Sea Side Diva” notepad. fuck.
  20. thereisnoplacelikeoceanavenue reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    empty McDonalds Cup… guess I’m screwed.
  21. itsnitrixx reblogged this from thenerd-within and added:
    i got a baseball bat and a figurine of goku… do i win?
  22. highfunctionsociopath reblogged this from harry-potter-wholockian and added:
    My fan…. Okay…
  23. wizardarts reblogged this from tarotsport and added:
    My phone, a pillow, and a giant tin of popcorn. At least I’ll bee comfortable, full, and able to call my friends?? :S...
  24. emmaland reblogged this from foreverlovetheweasleytwins and added:
    yes… i can kill them by sticking their fingers into my pencil shapener… then club them to death with my phone. though it...
  25. jerziew reblogged this from mrs--freeman and added:
    A lamp … that’s as tall as me!
  26. foreverlovetheweasleytwins reblogged this from blinkand-youre-dead and added:
    First thing on the left: SCISSORS! Everything else: colored pencils, a drawing I finished, a 1/3 filled water bottle,...
  27. blinkand-youre-dead reblogged this from lologreenevines and added:
    A cup of water. I’ll drench the zombies because they melt in water, and when I run out of water, I can use the cup as a...
  28. that-side-of-gallifrey reblogged this from sidleytheslug and added:
    Students…. Mostly freshmen? (I’m at work.)
  29. mrs--freeman reblogged this from the-golden-fleece and added:
    A box of tissues… Great.
  30. harry-potter-wholockian reblogged this from wizards-have-the-phonebox and added:
    …An EMPTY kleenex box. Good GOD I’m dead.
  31. ijustreblogshitilike reblogged this from wizards-have-the-phonebox and added:
    my favorite nail polish. dammit.
  32. thenerd-within reblogged this from chris-colfer-fan and added:
    My best friend….Idk whether I am screwed or lucky:?
  33. vulpinedramatist reblogged this from drownmysorrowsintea and added:
    A laundry bag… ? Um…
  34. migtopia reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    a fucking stool? I’m not gonna go tame lions, I need a real weapon here!
  35. childofearth reblogged this from strawberrrystardust
  36. suigintou41 reblogged this from astarteakazukin and added:
    A pillow! How nice.
  37. astarteakazukin reblogged this from tsuntsunloli and added:
    fucking nothing ??? oh… the wall
  38. -timeisrunningout reblogged this from andimablackrainbow
  39. midnight-in-times-square reblogged this from baby-brontide and added:
    My pillow? Best weapon ever! ;)
  40. foreveralmostalways reblogged this from bullet-proof-hearts and added:
    TV remote control.. I guess I can mute my screams Dx and like,Throw it.. Lol
  41. baby-brontide reblogged this from bullet-proof-hearts and added:
    Yay for my cousins unicorn pillow :)
  42. popmoshing-inside-the-tardis reblogged this from wizards-have-the-phonebox and added:
    My laptop’s backpack… I guess I can swing the laptop’s charger around (which is inside of the backpack) and use it as a...