Goodyear Tires | Blimp Video →
Click onthe first in the list, “Follow the Leader” to see my Nascar/Goodyear spot, though it appears most of me is in the Delete Bin (previously known as the ‘cutting room floor’).
The Torture Playlist →
Some are not surprising (The Barney theme song; Deicide). Some are (esp. the pro-American anthems that don’t seem that annoying).
trophywife.com: The Leading Marriage Site on the... →
Really? Nothing about that [title] tag seems off to you, generic referrer site?
Way to go Tilda! She was my pick, even though Cate was captivating.
“On Avail” is quickly becoming my least favorite phrase.
Ghostbusters™: The Video Game →
Whoa whoa whoa… Nice shootin’ Tex!
I’d like to see if Not Necessarily the News held up over time. I have fond childhood memories of it. Oooh, and BrainGames. Braingames… is now… OVER…
Sugar Daddy & Sugar Baby Matchmaking →
WTF? Where do I go to find some leathery old bag to take care of me? [via]
Cuba’s state newspaper is called “Granma.” How oddly comforting. “What’s Granma say today, honey?” “Oh, that nice man is retiring. Good for him.”
@highinustrial: That’s ironic considering his oft-quoted stance on the semicolon: “First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”
BBC NEWS | Africa | Ivory Coast's 'big-bottom'... →
Nice to know music can still make a difference.
According to my phone it’s the same temperature in Brighton and Plymouth as it is in the Shoaks right now.
First ad of the first commercial break during Knight Rider. Sweet.
For future reference, I’d like my tombstone to read:Andrew WollmanGoofball1977-2XXX
Ever wanted to know how to play the theremin? This adorable, though quite nervous and not well-spoken, young woman will show you how (at about 6 mins and 12 mins in, the rest is some nice theremin standards)!
Leaked Diablo Cody Screenplay →
Heh heh heh… how quickly (and easily) the lauded get lampooned.
Respect Our Vote: Let the voters choose the... →
Pissed that “superdelegates” may help eff up the Democratic Nomination, like that good ol’ Electoral College? Sign this online petition. [via Ryan, who as I understand has been working feverishly the past couple of days on this.]
U.S. says 82 youths have died in choking game →
Um, “The Choking Game” does not sound fun at all. “Space Monkey” however…
@highindustrial: I’ll take one. Man, I still miss that show.
Oh yeah, and don’t get me started on how effed up the continuity will be in having newly-minted Jedi Knight Anakin taking on his own Padawan.
Animated 'Star Wars' to hit theaters. →
The Cartoon Network “microseries” Clone Wars was the best piece of SW lore since The Empire Strikes Back, but a computer animated version of it, releseased in theatres to spark interest ina TV series? No thanks. What ever happened to good ol’animation? Check out the trailer here.
If you live in LA and have nothing better to do tonight, come check out some UCB-styled long form improv at the Sierra-Gardner Stage at 1444 North Sierra Bonita Ave. in Hollywood (near Meltdown and Toi). The show is FREE (though there is a donation bucket) and beer is two bucks. We’re sharing the 8-9 slot with Them Do This, but stick around for other groups, including the old UCBLA house...
Mario Kart Wii: Japanese Release Date Confirmed? →
April 10th, eh? Comes with a wheel you say? Hmm. I’ve been very impressed with Nintendo’s speed in getting all their franchise titles onto the Wii so quickly, getting all major games out in its first two years on the market. (Unless someone out there is waiting for an updated Gyromite or Ice Climber.)
Since I got my first cell phone I’ve also gotten the occassional French Canadian calling to check his minutes balance or prepay for more Fido wireless telephony service. Usually it’s an easy fix (once I realized what was happening), I just say “I’m sorry, but you want 888, not 818.” However, when I don’t answer at 5:30 AM, and you get my voicemail, you ought to...
What’s-his-name is most endeared to me.– Overheard while temping at Easter Seals, circa 2001.
Trying to get over my pack-ratty need to save packaging.
As she handed me my “I Voted” sticker I held it aloft and declared, “This is what it’s all about!” She then asked if I had “little ones” at home, proffering more stickers. I thought it obvious I do not.
Stephen King Rules T-Shirt - The Monster Squad -... →
In a nostalgic fugue, my t-shirt lust rapes my inner child, circa 1990.
If Frank Zappa were alive today he’d host his own perverse, weekly version of The Lawrence Welk Show on Comedy Central, complete with full band and scatological sketches. Or maybe on MTV Comedy.
Vampire Weekend is playing at Amoeba Music tonight at 7:00. That’ll be a fuckarow.
M: Nice. Lot a fun to make?
A: Not as much as you'd think, since I didn't get to do any real driving, and I DID get to do real hitting-myself-on-the-head.
@STAMMR: All I get when I finish this survey is a dating site portal, and no tally of whacked five-year-olds. I did find this ever-so-charming personal: im rugged but im humble. i have a thing for words and people who know how to use em. im constantly learning. need somebody that fits perfectly in the passenger side of my car called life. Smell me? The gals must be banging down his door. If you...
Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon →
highindustrial:Aren’t we all? Fuckably awesome Awol adds: I did not see the Furtado-esque breakdown coming at all. Hilarious.
Petty to just play Guitar Hero III for Super Bowl... →
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